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Norman said:
So Robert's the green worm and Norman is the dog. At least I'm not a worm...I guess that's a matter of opinion! Lol
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NOPE... NOT quite.... YES... Robert is my new friend from the other day... I let him rent out a room in my attic...
Norman is not birthed yet.... I SAID.... if I had a dog... I would name him Norman... I was trying to comfort you...
You are not quite yourself when you are hit with one of those phobia episodes. Don't you worry Norman... me
and Robert have your back!!!
 
Adoration said:
NOPE... NOT quite.... YES... Robert is my new friend from the other day... I let him rent out a room in my attic...
Norman is not birthed yet.... I SAID.... if I had a dog... I would name him Norman... I was trying to comfort you...
You are not quite yourself when you are hit with one of those phobia episodes. Don't you worry Norman... me
and Robert have your back!!!
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Perhaps there's bats in your attic...maybe they could eat some of those bugs!
 
Norman said:
Perhaps there's bats in your attic...maybe they could eat some of those bugs!
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Well maybe I can buy you a bat for Christmas and you can put him in your room... That might help you sleep better.
What would you name your bat?
Would he have his own toothbrush?
What colour would his special blankey be?
Would you make him wear slippers in the winter or just socks?
Would you take him for daily walks?

WE must think of these things before making emotional purchases. I'm just trying to watch out for you.

I'm told it's almost impossible to return a bat... and forget bout getting your money back.
 
Adoration said:
Well maybe I can buy you a bat for Christmas and you can put him in your room... That might help you sleep better.
What would you name your bat?
Would he have his own toothbrush?
What colour would his special blankey be?
Would you make him wear slippers in the winter or just socks?
Would you take him for daily walks?

WE must think of these things before making emotional purchases. I'm just trying to watch out for you.

I'm told it's almost impossible to return a bat... and forget bout getting your money back.
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Addy...I would name him or her Addy! In honor of you! Lol
 
Norman said:
Addy...I would name him or her Addy! In honor of you! Lol
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Well... according to some... it is thought that I am more of a BADDY than an ADDY.... I guess turning me into a BATTY might work. Did you notice how well I worked with that INSULT.... It could have caused deep hurt and offence.... I could have RETALIATED and done a MUNCH MUNCH on you... but NOPE.... I went with the flow... HAHAHAHAHA
 
Adoration said:
Well... according to some... it is thought that I am more of a BADDY than an ADDY.... I guess turning me into a BATTY might work. Did you notice how well I worked with that INSULT.... It could have caused deep hurt and offence.... I could have RETALIATED and done a MUNCH MUNCH on you... but NOPE.... I went with the flow... HAHAHAHAHA
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You're awful mouthy for a...for a...bug-eyed owl! And you hurt Manny's feelings!
 
Norman said:
You're awful mouthy for a...for a...bug-eyed owl! And you hurt Manny's feelings!
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Well... I must confess I was very rude to Manny.... I'm sorry Manny.
Truman has pizza... you go ahead and help yourself... and you can also have a pop ( but only one )

Would you prefer me to be mouthy or munchy?? I personally like it when I munch. LOL
 
Adoration said:
Well... I must confess I was very rude to Manny.... I'm sorry Manny.
Truman has pizza... you go ahead and help yourself... and you can also have a pop ( but only one )

Would you prefer me to be mouthy or munchy?? I personally like it when I munch. LOL
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Is there a third option? Lol
 
Norman said:
SMH Whatever! Lol
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WHAT???? You don't believe me .... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH wait... you think I named my stupid frying pan... Is that it??? sorry.... NOPE... it was named already.... It's called the ROCK... .it has a rock like hard coating.... HAHAHAHA.... AS if I would name my utensils and cook ware.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... oh my goodness... now you have opened up a pandora's box..... THE possibilities...... ENDLESS.... ENDLESS I say..... I would like you to meet my dinner plate.... Her name is PENNY..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
 
Adoration said:
WHAT???? You don't believe me .... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH wait... you think I named my stupid frying pan... Is that it??? sorry.... NOPE... it was named already.... It's called the ROCK... .it has a rock like hard coating.... HAHAHAHA.... AS if I would name my utensils and cook ware.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... oh my goodness... now you have opened up a pandora's box..... THE possibilities...... ENDLESS.... ENDLESS I say..... I would like you to meet my dinner plate.... Her name is PENNY..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
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I'll be under my bed! Lol
 
Norman said:
I'll be under my bed! Lol
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... OH my goodness... I can't stop laughing.... I told you.... WHEN you name something... It becomes FAMILY..... HAHAHAHAHAHA..... That was funny.... Thanks Norman.... for thinking so poorly of me to believe I would name my frying pan.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
 
My Dear Norman.... I do hope you had a lovely nap and that the computer did not startle you like it did the other day.
I think you got ripped off with only a 20 minute nap. Just sayin.

Anyways.... I have been very busy while you were counting sheep or whatever you do before you fall asleep.... AND.... I am so excited to share with you that upon consideration of our conversation this morning... I made the decision and took the initiative to name all my pots and pans. OH my goodness... It's quite a long list but... I did it and now I need to rest... You will be happy to know that the latest arrival has been named Brock... I just could not live with the thought of naming anything "Rock".... Amazing how things can change by adding one letter.... B rock.... Brock.... something like Normal... Norman.... HAHAHAHAHA.... I just know you are going to be so excited for me... and my truly expanding family.
 
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Adoration said:
My Dear Norman.... I do hope you had a lovely nap and that the computer did not startle you like it did the other day.
I think you got ripped off with only a 20 minute nap. Just sayin.

Anyways.... I have been very busy while you were counting sheep or whatever you do before you fall asleep.... AND.... I am so excited to share with you that upon consideration of our conversation this morning... I made the decision and took the initiative to name all my pots and pans. OH my goodness... It's quite a long list but... I did it and now I need to rest... You will be happy to know that the latest arrival has been named Brock... I just could not live with the thought of naming anything "Rock".... Amazing how things can change by adding one letter.... B rock.... Brock.... something like Normal... Norman.... HAHAHAHAHA.... I just know you are going to be so excited for me... and my truly expanding family.
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Ha, ha! You mean your truly expanding kingdom! Lol You're a hoot...owl!
 
I actually went for a walk to Giant Tiger.... My imaginary life is so much more exciting than my real one... LOL
 
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