It has nothing to do with "re-translating" it.
It has to do with how one understands it.
Here, on display, you do violence to Scripture. That's very easy to correct! All you need do is the same thing everyone before you has done, and realize Scripture was written long before English was a language. You can't possibly begin to understand John 1 until you take that step. In the meantime that's very good news for you, because it holds the promise of unlocking much understanding for you ...
I was talking about retranslating, period. Of course if the NT was written in English, it would not need translating. Same for the OT.
The Bible has been translated for us, for the poor in spirit, and we have heard our Master's voice.
In these last days God has shown us the way. It doesn't matter to me what the critics say.