Mice In My Kitchen

[Edward]

Winter's coming, poor things don't want to have to live outside. You may learn to love them with time...

Yeah maybe if they didn't crap all over the counter. That said, they can take their fur coat back outside.

 

[Lewis]

The last mouse trap you will ever need!!

The Best Mouse Trap - The Bucket Trap

 

[Lewis]

This is really war now look at my favorite car

 

[Lewis]

I saw a baby mouse on my counter, so that means that there are other babies

 

[TOG]

This is really war now look at my favorite car

A mouse did that'!?!?

The TOG​

 

[Edward]

This is really war now look at my favorite car

Shame shame brother! No mouse did that, lol. Looks like something a dog would do. I bet James Bond capped him for it.


http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/dog-ate-my-aston-martin

 

[jasonc]

Where do the Tazmanian Devils come from?He could do the trick..

hey that's me when im mad. you haven't heard me rant. my wife says I sound like me when I curse and rant.

 

[Lewis]

If a mouse did that it would be time to move

Last year I tried a method that I read online. You get a top put cement, flour and a little sugar and a pinch of salt in the cap and mix it. Then you put a cap of water next to it, the cement will make them thirsty and they will drink and the cement will harden in their stomach, well you know what's next death. Another method is put some pepsi in a top, they will drink it because it is sweet, but they don't have the capacity to burp and it kills them.

 

[Edward]

If a mouse did that it would be time to move

Last year I tried a method that I read online. You get a top put cement, flour and a little sugar and a pinch of salt in the cap and mix it. Then you put a cap of water next to it, the cement will make them thirsty and they will drink and the cement will harden in their stomach, well you know what's next death. Another method is put some pepsi in a top, they will drink it because it is sweet, but they don't have the capacity to burp and it kills them.

Oh I know brother, I was kiddin'. Cement huh? That sounds pretty cool. I may try that, bwahahaha

 

[Gary]

I just use live traps.

 

[Edward]

I just use live traps.

I have a trap just like that. I was overrun last year with mice. I bought regular traps, this trap, and used a bucket with some peanut butter and stuff in it too. They all worked to a certain extent, but I had too many mice so I got some good poison and had a massacre. The poison worked real good

 

[Lewis]

Diseases directly transmitted by rodents
http://www.cdc.gov/rodents/diseases/direct.html

Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome expanded
Hemorrhagic Fever with Renal Syndrome collapsed
Lassa Fever collapsed
Leptospirosis collapsed
Lymphocytic Chorio-meningitis (LCM) collapsed
Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever collapsed
Plague collapsed
Rat-Bite Fever collapsed
Salmonellosis collapsed
South American Arenaviruses (Argentine hemorrhagic fever, Bolivian hemorrhagic fever, Sabiá-associated hemorrhagic fever, Venezuelan hemorrhagic fever) collapsed
Tularemia

 

[Lewis]

This stuff should do the trick, I am going to spread them around today.

• Kills rats and mice effectively
• Strongest single-feeding anticoagulant
• Cleans out tough mouse infestations

 

[Lewis]

Rodenticide

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodenticide
Rodenticides, colloquially rat poison, are pest control chemicals intended to kill rodents.

Rodenticides are controversial, due to secondary poisoning and their risks to children, pets and wildlife.

Single feed baits are chemicals sufficiently dangerous that the first dose is sufficient to kill.

Rodents are difficult to kill with poisons because their feeding habits reflect their place as scavengers. They will eat a small bit of something and wait, and if they do not get sick, they continue. An effective rodenticide must be tasteless and odorless in lethal concentrations, and have a delayed effect.
Read much more here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodenticide

 

[TOG]

This ought to do the trick.

The TOG​

 

[Lewis]

This ought to do the trick.

The TOG​

Now your talking my language
View attachment 5104

 

[Lewis]

Well all the other ones has been killed, but there is one that I choose to call Mustafa he is a Muslim mouse and he hates me and he defies me he is trying to out wit me and he is winning. I can't eat I can't sleep, I see him in my dreams. He seems to know my every move, I have to come up with a strategic plan to kill him, he is a Muslim terrorist I know he is. And he must be stopped before he makes it to the White House. So as you can see folks killing this last holdout mouse will be good for the country. I am getting ready to sandbag my kitchen and I am going out to get a plethora of hand grenades, and some mustard gas, this Muslim Terrorist mouse dies today. He won't eat the bait and he won't get on the conventional mouse trap or the sticky trap, he has feces all over the kitchen and on my desk, because he is a expert wire climber. He is doing some Mission Impossible stunts.

 

[Lewis]

So TOG what's the plan man, I need help

 

[reba]

where is your cat?

 

[Gary]

where is your cat?