When you pour soda in a glass & it goes flat

[Jethro Bodine]

I'm so poor I can't afford soda.

I buy Montepulciano instead.

Is that legal in the states?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

If you were from north of the mason Dixon ..

Lol! I almost said that!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

If an illegal alien drinks a legal beverage is it still legal?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

This is how it is in the Theology threads sometimes:

 

[Riven]

If an illegal alien drinks a legal beverage is it still legal?

Only if it's Captain Morgan.

 

[jasonc]

 

[jasonc]

Milk-Drops

 

[GodsGrace]

Argh! That annoying snare sound from the 80's.

I grew up with 70's album rock. Somewhere along in the 80's the snare went to this annoying slap sound. Found out a couple years ago I wasn't imaging it. Phil Collins accidently discovered it in the background of one of his studio recordings and, boom, the end of music as us true rockers knew it.

I missed the 70's altogether.
Movies, music, everything.
Raising kids.

But, hey, thanks for bringing the snare drum to my attention -
I never noticed it before!


That's all I hear now.

Maybe I'll start a music thread....

 

[jasonc]

I missed the 70's altogether.
Movies, music, everything.
Raising kids.

But, hey, thanks for bringing the snare drum to my attention -
I never noticed it before!


That's all I hear now.

Maybe I'll start a music thread....

I was born in the 70s.

 

[GodsGrace]

Is that legal in the states?

It's legal everywhere people want to be happy....
Italy is full of happy people.
I could say that.
I'm Italian too.

 

[GodsGrace]

I was born in the 70s.

Well then, YOU also missed the movies and the music!

 

[Riven]

Well then, YOU also missed the movies and the music!

I was born in 88. I missed it all. Lol.

The 90's were nice though.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

But, hey, thanks for bringing the snare drum to my attention -
I never noticed it before!


That's all I hear now.

Tonight you'll be tossing back and forth in bed unable to sleep with that snare pounding away in your head. <insert evil laugh here>

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I was born in 88. I missed it all. Lol.

The 90's were nice though.

Dang! You almost missed the 80's, too, lol.

My second born just turned 35. Born in '88, too.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Well then, YOU also missed the movies and the music!

I was there when Freebird came out.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Well then, YOU also missed the movies and the music!

To this day I have never seen Star Wars. At least Freddie Mercury saw it to know that he hated it, lol. (♫ And I don't like Star Wars ♫)

Come to think of it, I don't think I saw Jaws until it came out on TV.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Lt. Dan

Colonel Klink

General _____________

Be honest. What was the first word that came to your mind to complete the list?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

The Trans Florida Central

taplines.net

Ron DeSantis just got triggered, lol.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Only if it's Captain Morgan.

I no get.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

How 'bout this one:

Spring break

Summer breeze

Fall Guy

Winter _______________