You're right He probably really meant Jesus would be in the grave 3,000 years.
But this could be fun, we could say God's understanding of adultery is different, murder? homosexuality?, why not? The fact is if you're correct in your assessment God is a failure at COM 101.
Jesus warned ,I work on the assumption He knew what he meant and how to say it so we could understand, that some folks would refuse to believe even if they could see resurrection.
What will you do with the plain statements of the Lord?
In your arrogance deal with this statement , of which I was referring to -
But, beloved, do not forget this one thing, that
with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
What will you do with the plain statements of the Lord?
Here's a plain statement -
29 "Immediately after the tribulation of those days
the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. 30 Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
As long as the sun is in the sky, Jesus has not returned!
JLB
:amen
Good post, & don't forget Brother JBL when satan is given the keys to hell and lets those in hell out, the smoke from hell will cover the sun prior to the 2nd advent rapture, allowing many to be deceived :
Revelation 9:1-5
King James Version (KJV)
1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
(*rev 12 satan kicked out of heaven) Jesus is the one who gave the keys to satan:
Revelation 1:18
I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the
keys of
hell and of death.
2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
(joel 2 the locust army/evil spirits/ satan's angels released/as the Days of Noe giving and taking in marriage Gen6/Jude)
they will be leading many astray with signs and lying wonders to follow them by their claiming to be Jesus, dan 11,matt 24:4-5,21-31,mark 13:5-6,luke 21:8, etc causing many to defile their wedding garments to Christ by fornication with satan prior to THE Wedding.
4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
liking their sting symbolically, like in the OT where false teachers/doctrine is likened to pestilence,caterpillars,grass hoppers, etc to eat away at the harvest
(we the wheat) by leading many astray to the event of satan (purging of tares) prior to the post trib rapture to Jesus Christ.
we with the Key of David are sealed as we know the "first event" is the coming of false Christs leading to satan claiming to be God. Believers are sealed by knowledge Jesus Christ taught us and we know NOT to follow after these false Christs or satan claiming to be God for our Lord Christ Jesus is our blessed hope, HE our redeemer comes after the tribulation as you know in matt 24:29-31